Lisa’s Corner

July is summer travel time, so here is a few jokes to tell your children or grandchildren that they can pass on.

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

She heard they had great broom service

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaa-hamas!

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?


What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?

Time flies!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp!

What did the pig say on the beach?

I’m bacon!

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