Lisa’s Corner
July 2, 2019
July is summer travel time, so here is a few jokes to tell your children or grandchildren that they can pass on.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?
Croak-a-Cola!
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp!
What did the pig say on the beach?
I’m bacon!
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