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Lisa’s Corner

It’s been said that ‘Laughter is the Best Medicine.’ Nothing works faster or is more dependable to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

So here’s to living a longer and healthier life. We hope you enjoy the following jokes.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary?

Because it runs through your jeans.

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you’ll rise and shine.